Category Archives: United Nations

MOON VANISHES! ALIEN INVASION IMMINENT!

DailyStar.com: In the latest in a series of anomalous events, the moon has vanished, replaced by some kind of weapons-studded metalilic orb approximately the same size! World TVs were flooded with a message from an alien despot calling himself Kanjar … Continue reading

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Paradise Island Nuked! State of Emergency Delcared!

DailyPlanet.com: Paradise Island, home of the Amazons, including such heroines as Wondrous Woman and Troia, was obliterated today minutes after the Soviet Socialist Republic of Australia declared war on the island nation. The nuclear attack was carried out by Aussie … Continue reading

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LUTHOR DECLARES GLOBAL CRISIS

DailyPlanet.com: UN Chairman-For-Life Lex Luthor today declared a global state of emergency in light of the cointinuing anomalies that are plaguing the world, from the rerising of Atlantis to the disappearance of Ubermensch and other heroes. Justice League Global founder … Continue reading

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Kahndaq Responds to UN

Black Adam the demi god ruler of Kahndaq made his first public appearance at a press conference today in Shiruta the capital city. ¬†Arabian News and other media outlets were on hand to hear the ruler’s remark. He warned the … Continue reading

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UN Declares Sanctions on Kahndaq

Today, in an emergency meeting of the United Nations, it was unilaterally voted to declare economic sanctions upon the Middle Eastern country of Kahndaq after the terrorist attack by their sovereign queen, Isis upon Metropolis. The UN is also demanding … Continue reading

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