DailyPlanet.com: Paradise Island, home of the Amazons, including such heroines as Wondrous Woman and Troia, was obliterated today minutes after the Soviet Socialist Republic of Australia declared war on the island nation. The nuclear attack was carried out by Aussie ace pilot Captain Boomerang and his aerial squadron, The Boomerhawks. Within the hour, Australia was innundated by a series of seemingly natural disasters. UN Chairman for Life Lex Luthor has decared an international emergency. More to come!