MOON VANISHES! ALIEN INVASION IMMINENT!

DailyStar.com: In the latest in a series of anomalous events, the moon has vanished, replaced by some kind of weapons-studded metalilic orb approximately the same size! World TVs were flooded with a message from an alien despot calling himself Kanjar Ro, Emperor of the Khund-Thanagarian Hegemony. He threatens to destroy Earth unless we surrender to his “Warwolrld.” UN Chairman for Life Lex Luthor ordered all nations to ready for a massive nuclear stike against the alien threat! More to come–we hope . . .

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