Unusual Rash of Missing Persons Reports

According to sources within the Gotham PD, all precincts across the city are currently reporting an unusual uptick in missing persons reports. Although city authorities have been quick to deny any actual problem, reports continue to pour in of citizens not showing up for work or school this morning. When asked, Commissioner Gordon had this to say: “It’s likely this is simply a statistical anomaly. However, those concerned about missing loved ones can be assured the GCPD is on the case!”