Lex Luthor on Sabattical

Following recent events, including several attempts on his life and attacks on LexCorp, business mogul Lex Luthor has embarked on a brief private leave to rest and recuperate, according to a LexCorp spokesman. Luthor is “Just fine,” we are assured, despite a rumor circulating that the LexCorp owner has been kidnapped. “Nonsense,” was the reply given to reporter Lois Lane. Luthor will “be back soon to protect the city from the threat of Isis.” At least so goes the official LexCorp line.

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