Luthor Assures City of Safety of Telluric Current Plans

Despite the fiasco that LexCorp’s press tour of its telluric current facility turned into (see Lois Lane’s expose here), business mogul Lex Luthor has assured the city that not only is the use of telluric current entirely safe, but it will make the city more secure from attacks such as the recent ones on LexCorp and the city. “I stake my reputation on it!” Luthor vowed. He claims that recent incidents were peripheral events that will end once his telluric defenses come online.

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